how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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