You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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