8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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