every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
How's work?
Spinning.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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