How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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