He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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