I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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