Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i wish my penis had a tongue
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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