i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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