I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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