It's Friday. Sex?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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