You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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