forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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