he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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