On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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