I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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