Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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