Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
So squirting runs in the family.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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