Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize