Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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