You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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