sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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