oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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