Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm always down for nudity.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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