So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize