508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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