my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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