if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
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An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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