I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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