It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
tell your sister to shave her snatch
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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