I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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