I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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