I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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