She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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