he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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