so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
now i know why i became what i already was.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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