Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
