And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I got inside last night via doggy door
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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