Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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