We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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