He told me they were just razor bumps!
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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