Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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