Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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