He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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