I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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