walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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