that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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