I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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