Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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