your parents love me but you hate me
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
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