Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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