Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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