i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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