apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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