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I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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