So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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