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(240): View more from Maryland

Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.

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(240): Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use. http://tfl.nu/hbuk

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(616): View more from Michigan

Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?

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(616): Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma? http://tfl.nu/rtd3

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(337): View more from Louisiana

i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.

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(337): i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar. http://tfl.nu/sm5q

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(860): View more from Connecticut

it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once

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(860): it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once http://tfl.nu/6yr8

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow

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(402): I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow http://tfl.nu/h8bi

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(224): View more from Illinois

Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.

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(224): Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little. http://tfl.nu/kc37

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(302): View more from Delaware

I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress

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(302): I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress http://tfl.nu/yb5l

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.

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(732): Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse. http://tfl.nu/qv1x

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(423): View more from Tennessee

There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.

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(423): There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself. http://tfl.nu/9xij

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(925): View more from California

This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.

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(925): This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong. http://tfl.nu/nz0q

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(563): View more from Iowa

Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!

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(563): Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW! http://tfl.nu/5pvv

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(979): View more from Texas

It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.

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(979): It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people. http://tfl.nu/1jp1

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(914): View more from New York

Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.

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(914): Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket. http://tfl.nu/amsn

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia

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(615): I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia http://tfl.nu/u6m4

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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.

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(214): Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me. http://tfl.nu/wbcl

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