i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.