So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I am naked and annoyed.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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