if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
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I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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